Jax’s Daily Dialogue

This is pretty much the standard dialogue that Jax has these days (38 months old), with a few variations, depending on what he does/doesn’t love at the moment and what it is that we are trying to feed him. ;)
Good morning Mama! I have good dreams. My diaper is dry! ::holds up soaked diaper::
Good morning Jory!
I can have a waffle and milk?

I don’t wanna eat my waffle!
I don’t wanna eat my waffle!
I don’t wanna eat my cereal!
I don’t wanna eat my cereal!

I feed Penny so careful.
Uh oh, little bit of mess with Penny’s water, I clean it with a towel.

I gotta go peepee.
Uh oh, little bit of pee pee on da floor.
I gotta wash my hands.
I gotta go poop.
Please wipe my body (bottom).
I don’t wanna wash my hands!
Noooo! I don’t wanna wash my hands!

Thomas and Percy go to da steam works and talk to Sir Topham hat. They chug over da bridge and see Deisel Ten. He looks cross, uh oh, he’s falling!
Dese cars driving round and round and round. Dis boat gotta go in the water! Jory, scuze me, move for the boat!

I don’t wanna play with Jory!
Hi Jory, look at dis truck.
No!! Jory, don’t eat my truck!
Eww Jory has a poop?
You changing da diaper Mama?

AHHHHHH PENNY!!! Ahahahahaha HAHAHAHA AHHHH!!!!

We gotta go to Office Peetow (Office Depot) and to da doggy haircut place to get Penny?
We go to da Post Office?
Wook at dat fire truck! In da fire house!
The fire trucks are sweeping! They wake up if there’s a fire at Jax’s house. Fire at Jax’s house, gotta get OUT. Fire trucks help us. But they sweeping.

AHHHHHH PENNY!!! Ahahahahaha HAHAHAHA AHHHH!!!!

I don’t wanna be quiet while Jory takes a nap!
Ok I watch Thomas on mama’s phone.
Mama, find a Cars show.
Mama, find a Busy Town show.
Good Morning Jory! You have good dreams?

Lunchtime? I don’t wanna eat da jelly!
Ok, lets pray.
Dear God. I’m thankful for this food. And for Mommy & Daddy & Nana & Papaw & Grandma Jeep & Grandpa John. Help us to be nice. Amen.
I don’t wanna eat da jelly!
I can watch Mama’s phone?
I don’t wanna eat it.
I’m thirsty, can I please have some juice?
Can I have a (granola) bar please?
I don’t wanna eat da jelly!

We can play outside with Penny!
I play basketball!
Wook at dis bug Mama.
Wook at the airplane Mama!
Can I play with the chalk?
I wanna go to Target and pick a toy.

AHHHHHH PENNY!!! Ahahahahaha HAHAHAHA AHHHH!!!!

I don’t wanna go down for a nap!
I can bring da Cars with me?
I don’t wanna go down for a nap!
You come lay with me Mama?
When you get Jory to sweep?
No don’t go downstairs Mama!

::sleeps:: (on a good day)

I have good dreams Mama!
Hi Daddy! So glad you’re here Daddy!

Ok, lets pray. Dear God. I’m thankful for this food. And for Mommy & Daddy & Jory & Penny & milk & my trucks. Help us to be nice. Amen.
I don’t wanna eat dinner!
I don’t wanna eat da chicken!
I don’t wanna eat my chicken!
NOOO I don’t wanna eat!
I can have some juice?
I can have a bar?
I can have some yogurt?
I don’t wanna eat da chicken!

I don’t wanna take a bath, wanna play in da playroom!
I don’t wanna take a bath.

Ok I take a bath with Jory.
She splashin me!
Haha, wook at dis seahorse goin in the water!
Wook at dis net!
Dat letter is J A X. That letter is X.
One two free four five eleven fifteen fifteen fifteen fifteen twelve.
Washin the hair Daddy?
Wash my body?
Time for Jory get out?
Night night Jory!

AHHHHHH PENNY!!! Ahahahahaha HAHAHAHA AHHHH!!!!

I don’t wanna brush da teeth!
I don’t wanna brush my teeth!
I love you Mama.
I love you love you love you.
Night night, sweet dreams. Sweep good.

Ok, lets pray.
Dear God. I’m thankful for Mommy & Daddy & Jory & trucks & cars & trains & flowers & chicken & Penny. Help us to be nice. Amen.

Comments

  1. 1
    Dorene says:

    Dear Lord help me to be nice :) Love it! I need to ask that more often

  2. 2
    Karawhite Lmt says:

    Love the prayer! I realize that your days can be frustrating but this absolutely made me chuckle.

  3. 3
    Lesley Bevil says:

    Aww thanks for sharing this! Kids give me such perspective on life. Hang in there – you are doing great – and your kids are adorable :)

  4. 4

    Ahahahahahahahahahah! Love it! He’s so cute!

  5. 5

    That is beyond cute!

  6. 6

    LOL!!!! amazing!!

  7. 7
    Kaloni_e says:

    Hehe :) I am still giggling! I can just imagine his little voice saying all those things too. Thanks for sharing that with all of us. It certainly brightened my day :)

  8. 8
    Caroline says:

    This is pretty much my life, thousands of miles away, but almost exactly the same:)

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